Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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