"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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