Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid