Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.