have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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