Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
I love having hate sex.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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