You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
