Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I came so hard my ears popped.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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