You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
