So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
We left the knife in your bed.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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