Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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