Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
This is classic penis vs brain.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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