is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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