Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
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how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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