My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
what day is it and did you see me today?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
