im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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