Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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