Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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