carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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