Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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