puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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