I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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