Im at strip club and am horny
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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