I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Randomize
