1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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