i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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