you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
