thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
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just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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