what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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