Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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