Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
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I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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