OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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