I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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