I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize
