yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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