"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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