I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
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In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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