butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
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she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
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I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He? As in you personified your dick?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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