I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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