woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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