Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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