Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.