He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.