clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
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I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.