So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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