sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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