I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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