WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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