strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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