Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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