Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
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come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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