I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
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Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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