the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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