Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
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