If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
