He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
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Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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