idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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